Hyena Kamala
A NEW
LAUGH FOWARD
Kamala "Hyena" Harris had arrived, & with her came a laugh that could clear a room, drown out debate, & leave the toughest pundits reaching for earplugs. The people rallied around the idea of Kamala's laugh as a currency of its own, trading sound bites & promises of a future full of financial freedom & laughter.
The coin rose and fell with each speech, powered by the mystery & allure of Kamala's infectious chuckle. As her influence spread, so did the legend of her laughter.
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Hyena Harris &
Tampon Tim
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“When Kamala laughs, even the trees know to sway.”
With a grin as wide as the campaign trail, Hyena Harris found her weapon of choice: the laugh. Some say it’s the sound of joy; others, the sound of mild terror. But to the people, it was something that couldn’t be ignored. Immigration crisis? Cackle. Inflation? Cackle.
Meanwhile, “Tampon Tim” stood as her stoic counterpart, trying to maintain a serious tone amidst the cacophony. Yet, each time he spoke, Kamala’s laugh would sweep in, leaving his words hanging like forgotten notes. The duo, one talking and the other cackling, navigated the whirlwind of politics to the sound of chaos.
Tied to a chair, eyes locked on a cellphone screen, the man couldn’t escape. The video flickered to life: “Kamala’s Cackling Greatest Hits.” Her laughter burst from the speakers, sharp and relentless, like a hyena's call echoing in an empty canyon.
Seconds turned into hours. Each cackle drilled deeper, echoing in his head, leaving him pleading, “Anything but this!” But there was no mercy—only more laughter, louder, endless.
He realized, trapped and powerless, that once you’ve heard that laugh on repeat, silence would never feel the same again.
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